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Good Ol' Mountain Dew

My brother Bill runs a still on the hill 
Where he turns out a gallon or two (or three) 
And the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can not fly 
Just from sniffing that good ol' mountain dew. 

Chorus: 
They call it that good ol' mountan dew, 
And them that refuse it are few. 
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug 
With that good ol' mountain dew. 



My aunt Lucille had an automobile, 
It ran on a gallon or two (or three) 
It didn't need no gas and it went awful fast 
Running on that good ol' mountain dew. 


They call it that good ol' mountan dew, 
And them that refuse it are few. 
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug 
With that good ol' mountain dew. 



My uncle Mort, he is sawed off and short, 
He measures 'bout four foot two (or three) 
But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint 
Of that good ol' mountain dew. 

They call it that good ol' mountan dew, 
And them that refuse it are few. 
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug 
With that good ol' mountain dew. 



Old Auntie June had a brand new perfume, 
It had such a wonderful 'pew' (pee-ew) 
But to her surprise, when she had it analyzed, 
It was nothing but that good ol' mountain dew 

They call it that good ol' mountan dew, 
And them that refuse it are few. 
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug 
With that good ol' mountain dew. 



My Uncle Art, he ain’t very smart
His IQ is just twenty two (or three)
But he thinks he’s a wizard, when he fills up his
gizzard with that good ol' mountain dew .

They call it that good ol' mountan dew, 
And them that refuse it are few. 
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug 
With that good ol' mountain dew. 

There's an old hollow tree, just a little way from me 
Where you lay down a dollar or two 
If you hush up your mug, then they'll give you a jug 
Of that good ol' mountain dew. 

They call it that good ol' mountan dew, 
And them that refuse it are few. 
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug 
With that good ol' mountain dew.
       

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