The newlywed couple, Banta and Preeto, arrives in their honeymoon suite, and it turns out that they are both virgins. Brought up the old traditional way, neither of them really knows how to have sex. So after about half a painful hour of abortive attempts to get it on, an idea occurs to Banta.
"OK, honey," he says, "This is what we'll do. I'll go into the closet and you go into the bathroom. We'll both get undressed and turn off the lights in the bedroom. And then on the count of three we'll both rush out at each other and then it will just happen in the middle of the bedroom."
Preeto is a bit unsure about this, but since she doesn't have any better ideas she agrees. So, Banta goes into the closet and Preeto goes into the bathroom and they both get undressed.
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