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TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER

TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:

Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection,

Make him a sandwich!

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,

Teach a person to use the Internet

And

They won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything,

But you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,

Lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's,

People took acid to make the world weird.

Now

The world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number ONE Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
What you do today,

Might burn your ass tomorrow.

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