[WowMailz] ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

 

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

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A successful man is one who makes 

more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand 

him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her 

a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,

 but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, 

but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that 

she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the 

beginning of a new argument.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN 

WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS 

YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

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