Running in the Marathon - Naughty Joke

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window.


My husband's home early!'


'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'


'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied, he's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'


So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!


As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon,

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