I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.
My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding.
She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place, we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred... then she floored me.
She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.
Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation.
I headed straight out the front door...............
There, leaning against my car, was her husband, my father-in-law to be.
Click Here To Read Full Joke
http://www.hindimovieson.com/spicy-jokes/77296-dear-abby-signed-confused.html
--
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "newdesimails14" group.
To post to this group, send email to newdesimails14@googlegroups.com.
To unsubscribe from this group, send email to newdesimails14+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com.
For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/newdesimails14?hl=en.
0 comments:
Post a Comment