[FunOnTheNet] Humor: Retired Man at Doctor's Office...

 



Retired Man at the Doctor's Office

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam. 
Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted....... 

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist's desk, 
I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. 
I gave her my name.
 

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, 
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" 

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, 
a now very embarrassed man. 
But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause! 

DON'T MESS WITH RETIRED GUYS, THEY ARE READY FOR  YOU! 
  FIN`


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