[FunOnTheNet] Stock Market terms - Real Meaning ~ Cool Image Gallerys

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BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER - What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER - A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

Idea - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for Rs.240 per share.

WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the idiot who bought Idea @ Rs.100 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past year investor who's now in mental hospital..

SHARES- Not something selfish individuals buy.

INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE- The private sector's answer to public education standards so industrialists won't feel bad too.

PROFIT - An archaic word no longer in use.

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