[FunOnTheNet] Oldies Beyond Our Yrs.

 

A group of seniors were sitting  around talking about all their ailments.
"My arms have gotten so   weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I   know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even
see my   coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my   hands are so
crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"

"I can't turn my head because of the  arthritis in my neck," said a
fourth, to which several nodded Weekly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me  so dizzy!" exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am, and where   I'm going," said another.

"I guess that's the price we pay for  getting old," winced an old man
as he slowly shook his  head. The others nodded in agreement.

"Well, count your  Blessings," said a woman cheerfully - - "thank God
we can all   still drive"

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