[EnjoyTheMasti] Zardari Jokes ~ Cool Image Gallerys

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1. Long lines
A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
Did you manage to kill him ?", everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.

2. Robber meets Zardari
Robber: Give me all your money!
Zardari: Do you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari.
Robber: OK. Give me all my money.

3. TV anchor  announcing:

Terrorists have kidnapped our  beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol.  Please donate what you can. I have donated five liters.

4. Postmaster General  announcing

To  commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially  launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the  stamp to spit on. 

5. Announcement In Zardari official  airplane
 Mr.  President , We are about to land. could you please put Sherry Rehman (former  Information minister) in an upright position. Thank you. 

6. Pakistani meets  American
 Pakistani to American: What do  you guys do with thieves? 
 American: We treat them humanely and give  them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials 
 Pakistani: Thats  nothing. We give them the presidency. 

7. Genie meets  Pakistani
 Genie to Pakistani: Order me  my master. What can I do for you? 
 Pakistani to Genie: Bring me all the  wealth in the Swiss bank. 

Genie: My name is Genie, not  Zardari.