2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit you.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
13. Abandon your wife and your dog in a remote unknown, unreturnable place for an hour. Then pretend finding them and see who's happy to see you and who divorces you.
14. And then If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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