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Life of a student

Teacher- PYAR or ISHQ mein kya frk hai?

Stud SirPyarwo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.
or ISHQ wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho gya tha
Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota he
Pappu- Sir ap rozana to murga bnate ho

DAD went school to get son's report card.
BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun me?
MADAM: Mere periods khatam hone k bad.
DAD: Wowh!

Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam
Aaye
Santa: Par Madam
Exam Me Na Aap
Humare Kaam Aati Hai
Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
Aane Deti Hai.

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Chal yar kuch Khatarnak karte he.

Chal chalke Padhaie karte he!
Dar sabko lagta he par..
Dar ke age !!

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

Santa: U can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything.

Maths Teacher- If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket And
1000Rs In Other Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
Pappu- I Think Aaj Galti Se
Papa Ki Pent Pahenili

Class Rooms r like Train

1st 2 benches r Executive Coaches-Reserved for VIP

Middle 2r Genral Compartment

N Last 2r Sleeper Class

 

SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?

SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..

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Life of a student:
PC hai net Nahi,
ATM Hai paise Nahi,
Cell Hai balance Nahi,
EXAM hai tension Nahi,
Padna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!

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