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SANTA N BANTA.... NEW JOKES

Santa apni biwi kw sath train me safar kar raha tha
Raatko biwi boli: Yeh admi mere blouse me hath dal raha hai..
Santa:Tu fikar na kar paise mere jeb main hain

 

Santa: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la.
Wife: Wo log nhi denge.
Santa: Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai
Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le!

 

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho,
bolti hi nahi

Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha.
Banta- kya kr ra hai?
Santa- Lassi bna ra hu
Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai
Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.

 

Nurse Mubarak Ho
Ap k Ghr Beta Peda
Hua He
Santa-Wah G Wah
Kia Technology He
BV Meri Hospital Me He
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Peda hua He

 

interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night
Santa- it doesn't go anywer.
Intrvr- superb pls continue.
Santa- bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it!

Santa Watching Star TV
Break me advertise aya aap dekh rahe he' Star TV

Santa bola:
in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu

Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,
Our Has Bhi Raha Tha.
Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai?
Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.

Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam
Aaye
Santa: Par Madam
Exam Me Na Aap
Humare Kaam Aati Hai
Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
Aane Deti Hai.

 

Santa: bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise
Taximan: 40rs
Santa: 2rs me chalega?
taximan: 2rs me kaun jayega?
Santa: piche baith me leke jata hu

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