Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench association J
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?
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Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE" J
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think.think..think...
U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?
Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence... :-P
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Teacher: What Is The Difference HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend U r my Best Friend
But
Do u have courage to tell ur Wife
U r my Best Wife?
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