Santa: Bhai saheb 2 ticket dena.
Santa: 1 kho jaye to dusri kaam ayegi
Conductor: dono kho gayi to?
Teacher : Agar tumhari aik Pocket me
500 Rs ho aur doosri mein
1000, to tum kya Sochogay ?
Santa: Yahi k mene kisi aur k Paint pehen li hai
Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe.
Santa- Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte
Mere sms padh kar jhum...
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kise kabhi n chuka sako wo LOAN he HUM
Jo hamesha bajti rahe wo TONE he HUM
Is sms ki duniya k DON he HUM
Ab to pehchn gaye na kon he HUM
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