[WowMailz] Santa - Banta Jokes

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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho? Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   ********* THE BEST ONE ! ! ! ! ! Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti. Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai. Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !     ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

Pramod Ambady
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