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Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married

After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???

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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth) 

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rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi......... ......... ......... ......... ......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do 

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BRUCE LEE was a great man

But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...

why?

Because he became

MAMU LEE! 

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sharma and Verma r discussing-- -------

sharma ----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"

Verma ----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee." 

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One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......

kyun???????? ????????? ??

kyun???????? ??????

bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head" 

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who made Ganesh to Anesh...????

ThinK......

Think......

okay.....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon.... 

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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To

naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.

Kyon??????

Think....... ......

Give up??

Coz...

"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.." 

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Ek nadi thi......

uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....

pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......

sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

Guess who was the lucky guy??????

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Keep Guessing.... ..

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Chalo yaar....the answer is

"KISNA"

Jo hai albela mad naino wala...

jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....

woh kisna hai 

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if a CAT crosses ur way, 

when u are going some where,

then what does it mean????????

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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere. 

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AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE 

Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And

Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"

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Thoda sur Socho

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Socho Socho....

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Nahi Aata

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Bcoz 

Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold) 

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[WowMailz] Ek wo hai jissay maloom hain

 

 

 

ye chaand agr kabhii taaro`N se kissi roz larray tu kia ho ga kissii roz yunhii zid mien aa ker na raat dhallayy tu kia ho ga tera naam hii aaya tha labb per k sarii halQatt cheekh parii tera haath pakaR ker sarko`N pe tere saath chalayy tu kia ho ga yahan har koii mujh se kehta haii tujhe hargiz bhii na sochun mae per phir bhii merii ankho`N mien tera khwaab pallayy tu kia ho ga terii chahat kii sarii shammieN mae ne ik ik ker k bhuja dii hien gar phir bhee dil k dareecho`N pe koii deep jallayy tu kia ho ga tere saamne beykhud ho jaoun yehii soch k tu mae darta hoon koii aisa lamha pagal sa aa ker na tallayy tu kia ho ga mae akser sochne lagta hoon akaash kii neelii bastii mien tera taara mere taarayy se agr aaN milayy tu kia ho ga mosam-e-hijar k lamhat koi kiya janay.. kiya guzarti hai mairay sath,koi kiya janay..   dorioun mai bhi uss k sath marasim hain wohi.. rozz hoti hai mulaqat koi kiya janay..   logg hansti hoi ankhou py yaqeen rakhty hain... mairay ansoo mairay jazbat koi kiya janay..   aik wo hai jissay maloom hain sari batain.. shab-e-hijar k mairay halaat koi kiya janay..   koi kiya janay k khamoshiyan kiya kahti hain.. mairi ankhoun k sawalaat koi kiya janay ...!!!

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[WowMailz] Alexander The Great's Last 3 Wishes

 

ALEXANDER - The Great's Last 3 Wishes Alexander, after conquering many kingdoms, was returning home. On the way, he fell ill and it took him to his death bed. With death staring him in his face, Alexander realized how his conquests,his great army, his sharp sword and all his wealth were of no consequence.   He now longed to reach home to see his mother's face and bid her his last adieu. But, he had to accept the fact that his sinking health would not permit him to reach his distant homeland.   So, the mighty conqueror lay prostrate and pale, helplessly waiting to breathe his last. He called his generals and said, "I will depart from this world soon, I have three wishes, please carry them out without fail."   With tears flowing down their cheeks, the generals agreed to abide by their king's last wishes. 1) "My first desire is that", said Alexander, "My physicians alone must" carry my coffin."  2) After a pause, he continued, "Secondly, I desire that when my coffin is being carried to the grave, the path leading to the graveyard be strewn with gold, silver and precious stones which I have collected in my treasury". 3) The king felt exhausted after saying this. He took a minute's rest and continued. "My third and last wish is that both my hands be kept dangling out of my coffin".   The people who had gathered there wondered at the king's strange wishes. But no one dared bring the question to their lips.. Alexander's favorite general kissed his hand and pressed them to his heart.  "O king, we assure you that all your wishes will be fulfilled. But tell us why do you make such strange wishes?"   At this Alexander took a deep breath and said:  "I would like the world to know of the three lessons I have just learnt.   Lessons to be learnt from last 3 wishes of King Alexander...   I want my physicians to carry my coffin because people should realize that no doctor on this earth can really cure any body. They are powerless and cannot save a person from the clutches of death.   So let not people take life for granted.   The second wish of strewing gold, silver and other riches on the path to the graveyard is to tell People that not even a fraction of gold will come with me. I spent all my life Greed of Power, earning riches but cannot take anything with me.   Let people realize that it is a sheer waste of time to chase wealth.   And about my third wish of having my hands dangling out of the coffin, I wish people to know that I came empty handed into this world and empty handed I go out of this world".   With these words, the king closed his eyes.   Soon he let death conquer him and breathed his last. . . .   LESSON TO LEARN:   Remember, your Health is in your own hands, look after it.   Wealth is only meaningful if you can share and also enjoy while you are still alive, kicking & healthy.   What you do for yourself, dies with you.   But what you do for others will live for ever.   Leave the "Legacy" behind. Mits.

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