Why Terrorists Will Never Succeed in Attacking Malaysia
1. Terrorist decides to blow up KLCC. He drives to KLCC with the intention of planting the bomb there, gets stuck in a 2-hour jam, and blows himself up in frustration.
PLAN FAIL. Reason: Police road block.
2. Terrorist decides to bomb Ipoh as a practice session before targeting KL. He drives for the first time on the highway to Ipoh trusting the signboards to get him there, and ends up in Lumut. Terrorist drowns himself in the sea in frustration.
PLAN FAIL. Reason: ???
3. Terrorist decides to blow up Puduraya. While walking to his destination, the bag in which he keeps his bombs gets snatched by snatch thieves on a motorcycle. He pulls on his bag's strap desperately and dies after being dragged 100m on the road.
PLAN FAIL. Reason: Mat Rempit.
4. Terrorist decides to blow up Port Klang. He succeeds!! But the next day The Star, NST, Berita Harian and Utusan publish an article on page 10 headlined "Boy playing with fireworks injured in minor explosion."
PLAN FAIL. Reason: UMNO paper, cover-up.
5. Terrorist decides to bomb Johor Bahru. He rents a house as headquarters and the night before the dastardly deed, three men with parangs break into his house, rob him and kills him.
PLAN FAIL. Reason: Too many Indonesian.
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PLAN FAIL. Reason: Police road block.
2. Terrorist decides to bomb Ipoh as a practice session before targeting KL. He drives for the first time on the highway to Ipoh trusting the signboards to get him there, and ends up in Lumut. Terrorist drowns himself in the sea in frustration.
PLAN FAIL. Reason: ???
3. Terrorist decides to blow up Puduraya. While walking to his destination, the bag in which he keeps his bombs gets snatched by snatch thieves on a motorcycle. He pulls on his bag's strap desperately and dies after being dragged 100m on the road.
PLAN FAIL. Reason: Mat Rempit.
4. Terrorist decides to blow up Port Klang. He succeeds!! But the next day The Star, NST, Berita Harian and Utusan publish an article on page 10 headlined "Boy playing with fireworks injured in minor explosion."
PLAN FAIL. Reason: UMNO paper, cover-up.
5. Terrorist decides to bomb Johor Bahru. He rents a house as headquarters and the night before the dastardly deed, three men with parangs break into his house, rob him and kills him.
PLAN FAIL. Reason: Too many Indonesian.
Read Full Jokes @ http://www.preeto.org/showthread.php?5825-Why-Terrorists-Will-Never-Succeed-in-Attacking-Malaysia
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