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@Fun12 - HELL N HEAVEN - I am in 7%...!!!!!

 

HELL N HEAVEN - I am in 7%...!!!!!



A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said,
' God , I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'


God led the holy man to two doors.


He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.


In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.


The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished.


They were holding spoons with very long handles, that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.


But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.


The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.


God said, 'You have seen Hell.'


They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.


There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water.


The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, 'I don't understand..'


It is simple,' said God . 'It requires but one skill.


You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.'


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are the family that we choose for ourselves....
"Life is like a mirror
Everything comes back
The good, the bad, the truth
Give the world the best you have
And the best will come back to you... "




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@Fun12 - Civil War between husband n wife...!!!

 

Civil War between husband n wife...!!!



WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
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HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
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HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
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Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

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"Husband is one who is the head of the family,

but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

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A man in Hell asked Devil:

Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

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Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one every day.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?


Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push...! and the life goes on........

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@Fun12 - Parliament buildings around the world...... NICE

 

Parliament buildings around the world



The US Congress meets in Washington at the Capitol building, which features a vast dome and elaborate triangular pediments perched on top of grand columns inspired by the classical architecture of Greek and Roman temples. Construction of the building began in 1793, and it was first occupied in 1800. Since then, numerous additions have been made by a succession of architects, including the replacement of the original dome with the urrent cast-iron structure.

Classical themes also inspired the design of this portico on the Palais Bourbon, which has been the seat of the French National Assembly or lower legislative chamber of the French government since 1798. The portico was added to the palace in 1806 to honour Napoleon, but the emperor was reportedly unimpressed. "He regretted he was no longer an artillery officer who could target his canons against this ridiculous screen," future minister for fine arts Antonin Proust said in 1891.

South Africa's Parliament, which was completed in 1884, displays similar neoclassical design principles alongside bold terracotta-coloured brickwork. It also takes the principle of separation of powers unusually literally: based in Cape Town, it is over 900 miles (1,450km) away from the government departments it scrutinises, which are based in Pretoria.

The Reichstag, home to Germany's Parliament, boasts a glass dome designed by British architect Norman Foster and added amid significant restoration after the country's reunification. The original building opened in 1894, but was severely damaged by a 1933 fire blamed by Hitler on communist rabble-rousers, a threat that - real or otherwise - helped him to strengthen his grip on power.

Canada's parliamentary buildings, like the UK Houses of Parliament, drew inspiration from the gothic architectural tradition. The main buildings were constructed between 1859 and 1866, and the tower, which bears a striking resemblance to the clocktower in Westminster housing Big Ben, was added in 1927. Inside the building there are other echoes of Westminster: Canadian MPs also face their political adversaries across a House of Commons decked out with green leather seats.

But the neogothic and neoclassical motifs espoused by many western legislatures were eschewed when the Diet National Parliament Building was constructed between January 1920 and November 1936 in Tokyo.

Russia's lower house, the State Duma, has met in an imposingly brutalistic building since 1994, after the previous year's constitutional crisis left the White House, the home of Russia's predecessor legislature, badly damaged by troops loyal to President Yeltsin.

The designers of Australia's Parliament drew inspiration from the shape of boomerangs as they planned an extensive renovation of the dilapidated home of Australian legislators, completed in 1988. Much of the building's office space is concealed underground to provide some respite from Canberra's summer sun.

In Brasilia, as in Canberra, architects and town planners were given the chance to realise radical design ideas. This building hosts Brazil's bicameral legislature.

India's Parliament House meanwhile emphasises continuity with its circular structure, overseen by a statue of Mahatma Gandhi, with features that are designed to evoke ancient Indian monuments. The building was opened in 1927 after a construction project lasting nearly six years. The transfer of power from the UK to its former colony took place on the 15 August 1947 in the Central Hall, a circular, domed building within Parliament House.





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[FunOnTheNet] Monkey lover takes her troop of macaques everywhere...

 



 
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 Monkey lover takes her troop of macaques everywhere...

 

Monkey lover takes her troop of macaques everywhere

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER

Last updated at 6:14 PM on 19th July 2011


Monkey lover Connie Tibbs will argue she is anything but bananas - however these pictures prove otherwise.

Mrs Tibbs, 37, is so obsessed with her pet macaques - all five of them, that she refuses to let them out of her sight. 

Don't forget the bananas! Tibbs shops for supplies at her local supermarket
Don't forget the bananas! Connie Tibbs shops for supplies at her local supermarket in Pekin, Illinois


Whether she's shopping for the weekly supply of fruit, driving around in her home town of Pekin, Illinois, or it's just time to call it a night, her macaques are never far away.

Mrs Tibbs has revealed that her animal friends are equally fixated with her: 

'They attach to you almost like a human to a baby. If you pulled one of me, they'd scream,' she said.

'I am their mum and their world is centred around me, they adore me.'

Quite a handful: Mrs Tibbs with her five macaques. If you pulled one of me, they'd scream,' she said
Bit of a handful:  Mrs Tibbs with the whole gang. 'If you pulled one off me, they'd scream,' she said

Mrs Tibbs said that her husband Steve faces a barrage of claws from the macaques when he tries to get close.

'My husband often complains that the monkey's get more kisses and attention than he does,' she said.

Whilst her younger children Dalton, 13, and Victoria, 12, have acclimatised to their mother's obsession, Mrs Tibbs said her 17-year-old son Tanner despises the macaques, which are calledAlley, Jackson, Audrey, Dexter and Jaeda.

She said: 'The monkeys to a tail all hate my boy Tanner and the feeling is mutual.'

Pool party: Steve, Dalton and Victoria (from right to left) take three of the monkeys for a swim
Pool party: Steve Tibbs with Dalton, centre, and Victoria take three of the monkeys for a swim

Mrs Tibbs, who runs a pet shop on the family farm, gives the macaques a weekly bath, changes their nappies in the kitchen, and dresses them up in tiny outfits. 

She said: 'The day starts with Honey Nut loops, fruit and milk and then they wait in turn to be individually put on my lap to have their nappy changed.

'They sleep in little hammocks in a five feet by 10 feet cage at night and after their breakfast and change they are allowed out into the house.'

She even takes one of the monkeys to bed with her every night - dressed in its own pyjamas.


Tibbs, 37 giving monkey Jaeda, 1, a bath

ibbs, 37, fills up her car at the petrol station with her two monkeys Alley, 3 and Dexter, 1,

Wash and go: Mrs Tibbs gives Jaeda a bath (left) and later, attempts to fill up her car with Alley and Dexter


Let's take a ride: Tibbs takes her pets for a spin
Let's take a ride: The macaques go for a spin with Mrs Tibbs, who takes them everywhere

All smiles: Tibbs (centre) and her macaques with her entire family (L-R) Steve, 60, Dalton, 13, Connie, 37, Victoria, 12 and Tanner, 17
Enough to go round: Connie Tibbs with the macaques and her family, left to right, husband Steve, Dalton, Victoria and Tanner

Lights out:
 Connie and husband Steve before going to bed with monkey Alley, 3
And so to bed: It's Alley's turn to don pyjamas and sleep with the humans

Mrs Tibbs explained that despite the stresses of running a business, being a mother to three teenage children and looking after her troop of macaques, she wouldn't change a thing.
She said: 'If I am draped in four monkeys in town sometimes people ask me what I think I am doing
I'I tell them that I have always wanted a monkey.'
Macaques are the most widespread of the primates and can be found from Japan to Afghanistan and, in the case of the barbary macaque, in North Africa. Twenty-two macaque species are currently recognised.

 
 
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[FunOnTheNet] THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX

 



 
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 THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX


 

Some critical thinking!

 


        Check out your lateral  thinking power!

The first 4 images are the questions and the  answers are given at the end.

Please  do not look at the answers first. These are really good.  Try  it.

Question 1




Question  2




Question  3




Question  4










ANSWERS



* 1. The last  person took the basket with the egg in it.



* 2. All the  other card players were women.



* 3. Pour the juice from  the second glass into the fifth.



* 4. The recluse lived  in a lighthouse. 

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