[FunOnTheNet] BEAUTIFUL INDIAN ACTRESS GALLERY..
@Fun12 - Girls Profiles Portals..... Just Fun :)
HI,
Don't know how true it is "BUT ITS FUNNY"
This is Ultimate.. I bet after reading u may want to try "SELF-SUICIDE".
['self- ' ???...this is just a beginning]HAPPY JOURNEY !
Below are profiles taken from shaadi-COM .These are actual ads on a matrimony site.
Grammar and spelling errors have no place in these profile description as everything is-
Straight from the heart!
[watch out for the final few ones!
English lovers TAKE CARE ]
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Hello To Viewers My Name is Gundumani , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my ho me . I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u welco me to my heart when ever u whant to me et pls visit my resident
or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards ~*~
(Truly yours)
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other ho me work
What Ho me work???
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every mo me nts of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late co me on
..hold my hand forever !!!
(The dil effect)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my
luck. now
i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
(I dont know why but this is one of my favorites)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(??????????? ????? What the hell)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
THEY ARE
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be so me one
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
Infact she doesnt know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of ok. The person is
Suffering from Ok-syndro me )
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
Mother. sister completely married
(so me body please explain how to get married
completely?)
( Confused ????? )
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my na me is devi and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
Height of desperation!
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iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No com me nts)
(Plz for gods sake ask so me bodys help in framing sentence )
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the sa me caste or other
caste accepted
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?)
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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
Zebra..???)
(Gosh!!!!!!! ! she knows her heart color)
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[FunOnTheNet] Sachin never fails in Ind vs Pak World Cup games...
Top-scored with an unbeaten 54 in a total of 216 for seven in 49 overs. He hit just three fours in his 62-ball innings on a wicket where the ball kept low. Later on, he took the vital wicket of Aamer Sohail (caught by K Srikkanth for 62) and ended up getting the man of the match award.
"Tendulkar's 31 was a trifle by his standards." said the Wisden Cricketers' Almanack. True, but he contributed to a good opening stand of 90 which was needed. Like in Sydney, 1992, he hit the boundary ropes thrice. When captain Azhar gave him the ball, he had figures of 5-0-25-0.
India needed a victory in Old Trafford to score a hat-trick of World Cup wins against Pakistan. Tendulkar opened the innings with S Ramesh and made 45 off 65 balls with five hits to the fence as India scored 227. Tendulkar's catch helped dismiss Moin Khan before Pak were bowled out for 180
India were not the best side when it came to chasing totals but Sachin Tendulkar accepted the challenge and blasted Shoaib Akhtar and Co to all parts of Super Sport Park in Centurion to score a masterly 98. Had it not been for an attack of cramps, Tendulkar would have scored his first WC ton.
Tendulkar was made to wait for his century of international centuries. After four reprieves - on 27, 45, 70 and 81 - he was out for 85. He also had an LBW decision over-turned. But he soldiered on manfully on a pitch which was not easy for batters. He earned yet another man of the match award.
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