[WowMailz] Some Hinglish jokes

 

 

 

 

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho? Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   ********* THE BEST ONE ! ! ! ! ! Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti. Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai. Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !     ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********     Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si. Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si? Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********   Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

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[WowMailz] Living in pain

 

Far away across the ocean Sat a man like i'm in emotion Thinking about my life With his heart cut off by a knife His life had become abject In his mind still a vision Never could he envision Such a tragedy in his life Now fading away in his sorrows Never to return again Broken in pain Of his harsh destiny Few words left for him to say Pretending each day To still feel the same Living in pain

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[WowMailz] Dont Go Away

 

 

Oh My Dear ! Don't go Away.
look at me I'm on your Way.
Recall all of sweet memories,
What Made us Smile.
 

I've Remember those Moments,
When you hugged me,
I've Remember those Moments,
When we met first time,
Please you recall all that.
   

My Mind Flashing Back all golden moments,
What we spend for each others,
Yours Lovly Smile, Your Stupid Gossips,
My careless act, Yours Worried Face,
Plz you Recall ............ .........
         

But What happen now?
Why are you so Silent Today?
Why your Face telling me A strange Story?
Plz You Speak out......... ......
    
I'm Still Waiting for you,
I'm Still missing you,
Come back Dear....
Please Hug me Dear..
        
i'm Still on the Way,
Oh My Dear, Don't Go Away.

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[WowMailz] Friendship is a gift of Love

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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