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Catching the Criminal

Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name is John and that he is inside the house. The police bust in on a carpenter, a lorry driver, a mechanic and a fireman all playing poker. Without hesitation or communication of any kind, they immediately arrest the fireman. How do they know they've got their man?


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Cheating after 35 years of Marriage - Spicy Jokes Collections

Playful Pooch

A woman complained to her veterinarian that her dog would start humping her everytime he came into the house.

"Is there anything you can do?" she asked.

The doctor said, "Well, we could castrate him, and then he would no longer have a sex drive."

The woman replies, "That seems awfully harsh. Couldn't you just clip his nails and do something about his breath?"


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Southern actresses and their red hot avatars

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We've seen how Southern actresses fire up the screen with their sex appeal.

Clad in saris or having fun in the rain, few actresses can match the oomph factor of hotties from down south.

Here, we look at actresses who've rocked red outfits in their films.

Rachana Maurya

Model and actress Rachana Maurya's hit item number in Telugu film Souryam saw her in a dangerously short pair of denims and a flowy red top.

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Sexiest Bond Girls



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Being a Bond girl is tough work. You have to cozy up to James Bond, kick butt, and suffer a silly double entendre moniker — all while looking incredibly sexy. Here's our ode to some of the sexiest starlets that have been lucky enough to earn the coveted title of Bond girl.

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Problem Solving

A bear was walking across Rainbow Bridge (Old Hwy 40) at Donner Summit, when two cars also crossing the bridge scared the bear into jumping over the edge of the bridge.

Somehow the bear caught the ledge and pulled itself to safety.

Authorities decided that nothing could be done to help that night so they returned the next morning to find the bear sound asleep on the ledge.

After securing a net under the bridge the bear was tranquilized,

fell into the net, and lowered,

then woke up and walked out of the net.

There is a moral to this story you know.

This old bear made a wrong move and found he was hanging by his nails.

Somehow he was able to pull himself up onto the ledge where he saw he was in a very bad, impossible situation and what did he do?

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Digging the garden - Hilarious Joke

An old man lived alone in Melbourne. He wanted to spade his potato garden,but it was very hard work.His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:

Dear Son,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over.I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love, Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

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Who to marry - Hilarious Joke

Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.

The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot".

The second man married a telephone operator. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button...Va-voom.".

The third man married a school teacher.

Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty but teachers are just too frigid".

The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two would call much later in the day.

At6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse. The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying, " You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary."


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Mummylicious Celebs!

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Celebrities have always been one of the most loved & adored figures under the sun. But fans are most fascinated by their personal life. As the world speculates over Aishwarya Rai`s pregnancy, we take a look at some of the most followed Celebrity Pregnancies of all times.

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